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Pizza Bike Mayhem!

Brrrrrrrrrrr Naaaaaaaaaa, every few minutes the sound of a Pizza Bike goes straight passed my house, like an electric drill crossed with a hover x 10!!! 

I live on a nice estate, only problem is the kind of people that live round here would know a square a meal if it hit em in the face. All they do is pick up the phone and ring for a pizza! I like a bit penne or even a nice spag bog once in a while meself, but pizza every bloody night! 

It is a free country and they are entitled to eat what they want, only I do wish these bloody pizza companies would either give their pizza boys a bicycle that would mean they would not only be silent but also get fitter, or that they stored up the orders and delivered them all at once. Surely that is just common sense, plus it would save them a bob or two!

Sometimes as I sit down to watch Corrie or Eastenders I can barely hear Deirdre and Rita, last night I counted 8 bikes in the one hour two programmes were on!

I did pop into the local delivery office on the high street with my suggestion, they said they would pass it on to head office, though I reckon that was just to get e out so they could load up some more bikes to annoy some more people trying to watch Des on Countdown!

Could you not arrange a petition and get onto the big delivery companies and say enough is enough!

Mrs Eileen O’Brien, Winchester

Slotted by the machines!

Every Thursday night me and my friend go off to bingo. We go for a few games and then have a drink and I have a go on the fruit machines.  In 8 weeks I have not won a single jackpot, then last night I realised, my every move was being watched by some eagle eye old girl.  As soon as I left the machine she was on it! Less than two minutes later I could hear it paying out!  Be warned, watch out for sly old biddies when you are playing the fruities!

Squeezy Ketchup

Can someone, somewhere please explain why ketchup in a squeezy plastic bottle costs twice as much as the same product in a glass bottle?  Surely plastic isn’t as expensive as glass! Are we being conned or what?

Popcon!

Is it just me? Am the only one who every time he gets popcorn at cinema it’s either stale, not salted or sweet just plain and has loads of unpopped corns at the bottom of the box?  Every single time I put up with it, that and flat coke, do you have to pay extra for fizz?