She isn’t letting it lie! She is in a right lather!

Our Roger isn;t giving them any credit this month!

Hello ladies, hello gents! I’m Rebecca and every month me and granddad Rant (sorry Roge!), my partner here in telling it how it is, get it all off our chests!

So what has been happening this month? Sleaze, sleaze more sleaze. John Prescott, I mean c’mon luv, what on earth possessed you? Vile, sweaty, fat, ignorant and northern.... surely you could do no worse.

Every month has brought another tale of sleaze for the PM. Tony it’s time you stepped down mate, well that’s what the press want.  Personally I feel they must have one hell of a story to run on Gordon Brown to be this desperate!

Television has become so predictable, Corrie ratings show a slight slip, back comes the loon stories with Gal the victim... again!!!! Boring!

EastEnders... well who cares... for me it’s been all about Emmerdale, the soap that dares have a laugh at itself! This month the loon choon herself Steph is being drugged by the murdering mad doctor.  The Dingles doing what only the Dingles can, like pigs in shit, they hold a party for Alice....

 Ah and guess what’s back this month, Big Bruv.! All you morons who have a moan about it just bugger off and leave us addicted to watch zombie like the goings on 24/7.  I proudly admit to loving every minute and think the saddest twats are those who think it is cool to slag it off. Well it’s not, you are the sad twats who think by trying to be different you become better or special, when relaity is, you are on your own, coz the rest of us will be watching!

Come on Channel 4, give us some talent to oogle this year, last year was piss poor in the talent stakes... Anthony.. do me a favour!

Becca x

Cold Cure!

Why do I always get the coughing tourist sitting next to me on the train. Coughing and spluttering away with out a care. No wonder the likes of bird flu are spreading. In Japan they have to wear a face mask if they have a cold or cough, we should make the tourists do the same here. Face mask or confined to their hotels!

Eggducation!

Why do they use a red or black stamp on eggs to mark its date and packing number?  Surely a range of colours or a nice simple blue would be better than the angry red or boring black they use currently. In fact why not liven them up even more by placing a poem on them or an interesting fact or two!  

Out of Control!

Remote controls. Are they made to deliberately run out of batteries just when the program you want to watch on the other side is about to start or when the volume has accidentally gone up as you have leant on it and you want to put it down before you go deaf!